Saturday, 13 February 2016

The Missing specification

An engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife.
Engineer : I lost my wife ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet. Inspector : What is her height?
Engineer : I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Engineer : Not slim can be healthy. Inspector : Colour of her eyes?
Engineer : Never noticed.
Inspector : Colour of hair.
Engineer : Changes according to season. Inspector : What was she wearing? Engineer : gown dress/coat/blowse I don’t remember exactly.
Inspector : Was she going in a car? Engineer : Yes.
Inspector : Tell me the number ,name and color of the car.
Engineer : Black Audi A8 with Supercharged 3.0liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight- speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door...
Inspector:!?!##?!!

1 comment:

  1. very funny and interesting as well.it portraits commitment as well as dedication to work

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